Rise and Shine: SpongeBob wonders what Patrick's ordinary morning routine is. We get to see that it is anything but ordinary. Waiting: SpongeBob camps out near his mailbox, waiting for a prize from a cereal box to come in the mail. Sing a Song of Patrick: SpongeBob tries to get a song requested by Patrick to play on the radio.

Born to be Wild: SpongeBob tries to warn everyone in Bikini Bottom of a mean motorcycle gang heading their way, but nobody will listen. Best Frenemies: A new popular soft drink comes out, and Mr. Krabs and Plankton feel that their restaurants could go out of business. They team up to find the secret of the new soft drink.

Plankton and Mr. Krabs flashback to when they started being enemies. Both of them have a different story about when their rivalry started. SpongeBob decides to find out the real story.

Spy Buddies: Plankton has not attempted to steal a Krabby Patty in over a month, so Mr. Krabs hires SpongeBob and Patrick to spy on him. Boat Smarts: The episode is an instructional boating video starring Squidward as a responsible driver, and SpongeBob as a reckless and dangerous one. Good Ol' Whatshisname: SpongeBob and Squidward compete to learn the names of all the customers in the Krusty Krab.

The Krusty Sponge: When a food critic gives SpongeBob a good review, Mr. Krabs gives the Krusty Krab a sponge theme and starts to sell sponge merchandise. Squid Wood: When Squidward refuses to play with SpongeBob and Patrick, they make a ventriloquist dummy of him.

New Digs: When SpongeBob is late to work, he decides to move into the Krusty Krab. While Squidward enjoys not living next to SpongeBob anymore, Mr. Krabs is worried he is taking up too much room. Krabs A la Mode: Plankton freezes the Krusty Krab in order to drive away its customers, but the restaurant finds new success as an ice skating rink.

To Love a Patty: SpongeBob makes a perfect Krabby Patty, and eventually starts to fall in love with it, ignoring his job and friends. Breath of Fresh Squidward: Squidward puts up an electrical fence to keep SpongeBob and Patrick out of his yard. When he accidentally gets electrocuted by it, he has a total change of personality.

Roller Cowards: SpongeBob and Patrick plan to go on a scary roller coaster. When they get to the park, they get scared and try to stall. Bucket Sweet Bucket: Plankton tricks SpongeBob and Patrick into fixing the Chum Bucket. The duo eventually turns the Chum Bucket into a new Krusty Krab.

The Original Fry Cook: The Krusty Krab's original fry cook, a fish named Jim, visits the restaurant. SpongeBob thinks he has come back to steal his job. Night Light: SpongeBob becomes afraid of the dark after reading a scary story. Mr. Krabs suggests a night light and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy stop by to help.

Money Talks: The Flying Dutchman gives Mr. Krabs' money the ability to talk. SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget: The Krusty Krab gets a new machine that makes Krabby Patties extremely quickly. SpongeBob and the machine have a cook off to see who will be the Krusty Krab's fry cook. Slimy Dancing: SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward compete in a dancing competition.

A Flea In Her Dome: While Sandy is away at a science convention, SpongeBob and Patrick plan a party for her. When Sandy discovers she has a flea in her tree dome, everything goes wrong. The Krusty Plate: SpongeBob must figure out how to clean a plate with an irremovable spot on it. Donut Of Shame: SpongeBob and Patrick have a party and sleep in. Patrick eats a donut he found at SpongeBob's house, but soon feels guilty about taking it.

Picture Day: SpongeBob gets ready for picture day at his boating school, but he can't keep clean. Pat No Pay: When Patrick goes through a Krabby Patty withdrawal, he eats many of the hamburgers. Mr. Krabs finds that he can't pay for all the food, so he has to work at the Krusty Krab. Blackjack: SpongeBob's mean cousin, Blackjack, is released from prison. SpongeBob thinks Blackjack is going to hurt his parents, so he tries to find a way to stop him.

Blackened Sponge: When SpongeBob accidentally gives himself a black eye, he tells everyone in Bikini Bottom that he was beat up by an outlaw. Soon, SpongeBob is in trouble when the real outlaw shows up. Mermaid Man vs. Sponge: Plankton hypnotizes Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and forces them to attack the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob must return the heroes to their normal selves.

20,000 Patties Under the Sea: Mr. Krabs makes a new mobile Krusty Krab out of an old submarine. Plankton competes by making a new mobile Chum Bucket. Banned in Bikini Bottom: An irritable old woman named Miss Priss gets Krabby Patties banned in Bikini Bottom.